Late Night at the Library

Patron after finding out a course reserves item was checked out:

P: I’m gonna find that person and kill them.
Me: Well, if you find them on your own we can’t stop you, but we won’t tell you who has it. That’s actually illegal.
P: For real?
M: For reals. No one has the right to know what you’re reading. Know your rights, girl, before they’re taken away.
P: Wow, I might actually check out 50 Shades of Grey then.
M: Yeah, go for it…also, don’t be ashamed of your sexuality: it’s yours.

This episode of Late Night Library Talks brought to you by mini scones and fancy plastic forks.


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